Easter Jokes
Easter Jokes
What happened when the Easter Bunny met
the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What did the Easter chick say when it
hatched out of the shell?
What an egg-sperience!
What side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an
empty Easter basket?
Only one- after that, it?s not empty!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Why shouldn?t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a
rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!